Quit smiling, you’re supposed to be a professional.
be careful washing dishes in the dark
is this fall out boy lyrics
Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”
just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see
BE CAREFUL WASHIN’ DISHES IN THE *two plates crash* DARK DARK
You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.
when someone you don’t know tries to read you
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
KeKe out here spittin factsssss
YOOOO THAT’S NOT ALL
KEKE WENT THE FUCK OFF
does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off
A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.
WHAT THE EFF I LIVE IN WINCH how have i not heard of this
Forgot to share this lovely, personalised birthday card that I got from übertalented and fellow emotionally-tormented-by-Supernatural friend greekgeek2.
(WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITHOUT ALL THE GAY STUFF)
When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.
and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos.